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Porter the Hoarder is a Super-Fun, Super-Fast Read-and-

Find Adventure!

Porter the Hoarder is an INTERACTIVE reading adventure that is part ‘Look-and-Find’ and part ‘Read-with-Me.’ Porter the Hoarder makes for great times for the Littles (kiddos aged 3-10) and Bigs (parents, grandparents and siblings) alike.


The first in a series of 64 books, Porter the Hoarder and the Ransacked Room follows the ups and downs of an obnoxious little girl named Porter as she has to clean piles of junk from her room. Readers locate Porter’s “collections,” which include snotty handkerchiefs, manic monkeys, moldy sandwiches and lightning-fried lizards, and then help her decide what stays and what she has to throw away. She has many, many, opinions on this and is quick to make them known!

Read it together. Read it out loud. And have a blast!

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Porter the Hoarder
and the Ransacked Room

Help Porter clean her garbage-dump of a room. Should she keep her snotty handkerchiefs, lightning-fried lizards and moldy sandwiches?

New Porter the Hoarder Book Releases!


Porter the Hoarder and
Pappy’s Perfect Pizza Party

Help Porter make her Grand-Pappy’s favorite birthday pizza! Should she use moldy Muenster cheese, pickled pigs feet, and crispy crunchy chocolate-covered grasshoppers?

Porter the Hoarder
the Nature Explorer

Porter is on a nature hike and can only bring home one wagon-load of treasures. Should she keep the fossilized deer dookie, slimy squiggly earth worms, and flatulent flying fish?


Porter the Hoarder and
the Halloween Happening

Porter is about to trick-or-treat the heck out of the monster neighborhood. Who knows WHAT she will find, but you can bet she’s going to want to bring it ALL home!

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