Only YOU can find the good things and gross

things in Porter’s piles of trash! 

Should she keep them,

or should she throw them away!?!?

YOU DECIDE!

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FIRST BOOK IN THE PORTER SERIES

Porter the Hoarder
and the Ransacked Room

Help Porter clean her garbage-dump of a room. Should she keep her snotty handkerchiefs, lightning-fried lizards and moldy sandwiches?

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Porter the Hoarder and

the Ransacked Room

Help Porter clean her garbage-dump of a room. Should she keep her snotty handkerchiefs, lightning-fried lizards, and moldy sandwiches?

Porter the Hoarder
the Nature Explorer

Porter is on a nature hike and can only bring home one wagon-load of treasures. Should she keep the fossilized deer dookie, slimy squiggly earth worms, and flatulent flying fish?

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Porter the Hoarder and
the Halloween Happening

Porter is about to trick-or-treat the heck out of the monster neighborhood. Who knows WHAT she will find, but you can bet she’s going to want to bring it ALL home!

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Porter the Hoarder and
Pappy’s Perfect Pizza Party

Help Porter make her Grand-Pappy’s favorite birthday pizza! Should she use moldy Muenster cheese, pickled pigs feet, and crispy crunchy chocolate-covered grasshoppers?

Porter the Hoarder and

the Alphabet Adventure

Help Porter learn her ABC’s by finding Awesome Aardvarks, Big-Eyed Bugs, Cranky Crabs, and ton of Weird and Wonderful things. Only YOU can help her over 200 hidden critters and crazy treasures! 

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