SOMETHING OBNOXIOUS THIS WAY COMES…

From the bizarre brains of Rebecca Swift (Creator/Illustrator) and Sean Covel (Writer of the books and Producer of Napoleon Dynamite) comes the Porter the Hoarder book series.

 

Porter the Hoarder and the Ransacked Room is a “look and find” picture book that has Bigs (parents, grandparents and siblings) reading with Littles (kids aged 3-10).  

 

In each book, Bigs help Littles find Porter’s collections of snotty handkerchiefs, lightning-fried lizards, and chewed up bubble gum, and then help her decide what gets to stay and what has to be thrown out!

Only you can help her find everything and throw it out…
(but she won’t be very happy about it)!

FIRST BOOK IN THE PORTER SERIES

Porter the Hoarder
and the Ransacked Room

Help Porter clean her garbage-dump of a room. Should she keep her snotty handkerchiefs, lightning-fried lizards and moldy sandwiches?

Collect the Full Porter the Hoarder Series!

Porter the Hoarder and

the Ransacked Room

Help Porter clean her garbage-dump of a room. Should she keep her snotty handkerchiefs, lightning-fried lizards, and moldy sandwiches?

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Porter the Hoarder and
Pappy’s Perfect Pizza Party

Help Porter make her Grand-Pappy’s favorite birthday pizza! Should she use moldy Muenster cheese, pickled pigs feet, and crispy crunchy chocolate-covered grasshoppers?

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Porter the Hoarder and

the Alphabet Adventure

Help Porter learn her ABC’s by finding Awesome Aardvarks, Big-Eyed Bugs, Cranky Crabs, and ton of Weird and Wonderful things. Only YOU can help her over 200 hidden critters and crazy treasures! 

Porter the Hoarder
the Nature Explorer

Porter is on a nature hike and can only bring home one wagon-load of treasures. Should she keep the fossilized deer dookie, slimy squiggly earth worms, and flatulent flying fish?

Porter the Hoarder and
the Halloween Happening

Porter is about to trick-or-treat the heck out of the monster neighborhood. Who knows WHAT she will find, but you can bet she’s going to want to bring it ALL home!

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